Tuesday, April 23, 2013

I have this uncanny ability to fuck up my sleep schedule right in time for finals week.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013
This is how it is supposed to happen. I pick up girls at parties and you pick up girls at tea shops. My friend
Thursday, March 7, 2013
  • 8-year-old cousin: You're not really good at this, are you?
  • Me: At what, babysitting?
  • Cousin: Yeah.
  • Me: No, no I'm not.
Friday, March 1, 2013

So I have a tiny crush on this girl who works at a tea place near my dorm. I don’t know why, but this makes me really happy. Maybe because it’s been a while.

Saturday, January 5, 2013
So there’s a guy we call Tits on the fencing team, and his last name is Palmer…

So there’s a guy we call Tits on the fencing team, and his last name is Palmer…